LOL Seriously?
March 26, 2012
January 30, 2012
Gingrich: “Moon Contains Lots of Water” #Thingsthatarenottrue
Well we have certainly seen a lot of idiotic things during the race to win the Republican nomination for the 2012 election ticket, Rick Perry’s strong video, Herman Cain and his wandering eye, Santorum in general, but this moon base idea really takes the cake.
Newt Gingrich would like to see a moon base in place by the end of his second term (if elected, and then re-elected). While I am not totally against the idea of a moon base, because I love sci-fi like nothing else, I also understand that the cost of such an undertaking would probably rival the Iraq war and is entirely unnecessary when the economy is in the shape that it is.
What really irks me though is that a) Newt Gingrich seems to believe that the moon belongs to the United States (not really sure when the moon became the territory of the USA, I was under the impression it belongs to the world) b) one of Newt’s reasons for going to the moon is supposedly that contains lots of water and that we could use the moon as a refueling station to go to Mars or other reaches of the solar system.
Okay back up just a minute here. Water? Moon? When did this happen? Aside from some crystalized forms of water that have come to the Moon via meteorites that have crashed into it where is this vast quantity of water that Newt seems to think exists on it? Does Newt have water on the brain? What bafoon has been feeding him this misinformation? Secondly does Newt have no concept of distance? Why would people need to refuel at the Moon on a trip to Mars? The most usefull thing the Moon can offer on a trip to Mars is the ability to sling shot around it. The Moon’s proximity to Earth (on a trip to Mars the Moon would maybe be a day away) would make it ridiculous to land on the moon to refuel the water that has been consumed in a 24-48 hour time period. This is the man who wants to be President?
I actually feel sorry for Republican’s at this point. Looking at the candidates that they have to chose from is simply laughable and the primary race has only just begun, buckle up everyone and get ready for more lunacy.
December 7, 2011
Wow, just wow. Did anyone else know that children can’t openly celebrate Christmas in the US or pray in school? Must be something new. I wonder how they know if someone is praying in school as most prayer is done silently. Are there mind readers and thought police in every single educational institution in the United States? That is truly quite an accomplishment. What happens if a child says they celebrate Christmas or heaven forbid exchange a Christmas card with another student? Are the put in detention or otherwise punished in some way? I hope Rick Perry can answer my questions for me because even here in the anti-christ evil Liberal kingdom of Canada where apparently Satan rules (at least according to Fox News) children can celebrate Christmas openly and pray in school. In fact even non-Christians can pray in schools.
August 12, 2011
Rioters Kill 3 People Protecting Shops/Homes
It was already out of hand. This is just atrocious. Made worse is the fact that while not reported here in the Indiantimes they have reported that the 3 men are all of South Asian descent, escalating tensions between the South Asian community and the rioters - predominantly white and black youths - and concerning some that a “race war” may ensue.
July 27, 2010
Oh Leviticus
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
January 6, 2010
Things wrong with this image, measured by level of wrongness:
moar funny picturesA) Chuck Norris writes shit like this?
B) “HumanEvents.com” was the best website name they could think of?
C) He’s written at least six other things like this?
D) They think having Chuck Norris write for them is keeping them in the “Conservative underground”?
E) IF THE VIRGIN MARY HAD “OBAMACARE” MAYBE SHE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO GIVE BIRTH IN A BARN SURROUNDED BY FUCKING FARM ANIMALS, ALSO NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE WON’T FORCE ABORTIONS ON WOMEN YOU FUCKS, IF AN ANGEL VISITED ME AND TOLD ME I WAS VIRGINALLY PREGNANT WITH GOD’S BABY I WOULDN’T HAVE AN ABORTION, IT’S GOD’S FUCKING BABY AND I’M NOT RETARDED
F) No Chuck Norris joke at the end
December 8, 2009
How Fox News gets away with this “math” I will never know. These mathematicians must have gone to the same school as the creationist scientists that they have on staff.
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