Tired of that same old same old high? Find yourself wanting something more? Something you can really sink your teeth into? Try Bath Salts*. 

*Side effects may include cannibalism, zombification, paranoia, homicidal thoughts/tendencies and actions, thinking people’s faces are donuts, loss of bowel control, inability to feel pain. 
*Do not use bath salts if you are pregnant, operating heavy machinery, on an empty stomach - are hungry - or often think of food, live in the southern United States, value human life, or are sane.