Don’t oppose same-sex marriage, don’t make us marry the crap out of your girlfriends.
It’s Bitch Bird.
Tired of that same old same old high? Find yourself wanting something more? Something you can really sink your teeth into? Try Bath Salts*.
*Side effects may include cannibalism, zombification, paranoia, homicidal thoughts/tendencies and actions, thinking people’s faces are donuts, loss of bowel control, inability to feel pain.
*Do not use bath salts if you are pregnant, operating heavy machinery, on an empty stomach - are hungry - or often think of food, live in the southern United States, value human life, or are sane.
Scientists have a created a robotic butt that responds to touch, look for one coming soon to a love shop or Priappe near you :P